There is one commercial that I saw more than any during my past month of recovery.
PAJAMA JEANS!!! The "jeans" are comfy like pajamas but "look" like jeans.

I think you get a coupon for a pair when you get your first mom cut.

It seems as though the advertisers, or whoever is responsible for the commercial, went
out of their way to make these "jeans" unflattering. They make no effort to hide the pj
jeans’ crumpled-up pocket and crotch material, the hugging of every unwanted curve, and
baggy butt.

My favorite part -- after the woman with the stylish French twist walking up the stairs to
show off her pajama jeans -- are what I can only assume are moms standing at some kind
of bar/island in someone's kitchen (talking about how great their pajama jeans are, no
doubt) as they randomly swerve their backsides around. Especially the lady second from
the left.



Now this next video we found is from six months ago, and most people have already seen
it (and/or its remix). But somehow I missed it, so I'm going to re-post it here.

The thing I love about this is that if someone crawled into my apt. and attempted to rape
me, I'd be crying on the news like "I WAS VIOLATED!!! I WILL NEVER FEEL SAFE
AGAIN!!!", but this family reacted as though someone didn't let them use a coupon at
Michael's.

And the awesome remix.